This ain’t good

Shadow Sniper made the creature be a Shoggoth

Things certainly aren’t looking up for our courageous duo. The evil creature bred from openTale Hell turned out to be a Shoggoth, hungry for man brain! With such might the Shoggoth let out a roar and flung one of its tentacles at Trai’th. Trai’th knew what to do, however, for he flipped backwards away from the creature’s grasp! Unfortunately the Shoggoth wasn’t thick, as he had been planning for Trai’th to act in such a manner. He scooped him up with his other tentacle he had set behind Trai’th and snatched him up and slowly pulled him towards his juicy jaws.

Come on Rock! Don’t just sit there and watch Trai’th become Shoggoth food! What does he do?

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This is odd

Doomkat713 suggested the bola pop the tire and tip the truck over only to reveal not rocks, but brains

Trai’th was certain of his toss, and he certainly was right to be so confident, for the bola wrapped perfectly around the truck tire and popped it! With a massive lurch the dump truck flipped over and skid across the grass for a few feet. Trai’th and Rock dashed rather quickly to the wreckage to look for the spilled rocks to search for Rock’s love, but they both noticed that all the rocks were not rocks at all – but were brains!

Suddenly the ground shook as the door to the dump truck opened wide to reveal the creature bred from openTale Hell. It stared down at our duo and spoke with a deep growl, “Brains are a delecacy where I come from. Young warriors, I’m certain to believe your brains will be a valuable addition to my pile of snacks.”

Wait! Before the epic battle begins, what is that creature?

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A unique solution

Gnome Punter suggested our duo kill the remaining zombie and use its guts to fashion a bola to fling at the dump truck

In a moderate state of daze, Trai’th noticed the zombie coming at him in a quick fashion. Without hesitation Trai’th cracked the cricket bat upside his cranium and put an end to the last zombie once and for all. The dump truck was almost gone, so Trai’th quickly used the zombie’s guts to fashion a make-shift bola.

Obtained bolas!

Rock knew exactly what Trai’th was up to, “quick, Trai’th!” he shouted. Trai’th, with all his might, flung the bolas at the dump truck in hopes that they would grab hold of one of the tires and pop it.

The suspense is unbearable! Quick! What happens?

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We’re out of here

Vvyrd suggested our duo link together to fling themselves up towards the portal

Trai’th and Rock were both awfully curious where the cow skin road led to, but they had other business to attend to. Namely saving Rock’s love from the ever departing dump truck and it’s demonic driver! Our heroes decide to link together and glitch out the openTale physics engine to allow them to leap from the land of Pure Pain and Glee and plop back into the genericly grassy lands of openTale. While the grasses were warm and comfy, both Rock and Trai’th noticed the dump truck had almost disapeared over the horizon line.

Great. Now what do they do?

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Quite the plot twist

Drunkenirishabc suggested the zombie create a portal to a bizarre land undearneath our hero’s feet

How dare that zombie! He created a portal beneath Trai’th and Rock’s feet, plummeting them into the land of Pure Pain and Glee. Our heros quickly note the road of skinned cows and the quickening decrease in the size of the portal above them.

Quick! What do they do?

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You’ve got red on you

TerranRevirell suggested that Trai’th finds a cricket bat and disposes of the zombies by hand

Franticaly, Trai’th looked around for a solution for he knew he didn’t have much time. Thankfully his answer came in the form of an abandoned cricket bat. Trai’th picked it up, spun it around once or twice, and figured, “why not.”

Obtained cricket bat!

Trai’th, feeling more like a stud than ever, charges towards the horde of zombies weilding his shiny new cricket bat. Rock, who doesn’t have to worry about being eaten because of his distinct lack of flesh, happily decided to crush the zombie’s skulls.

One by one, the zombies returned to their state of death. Soon enough there was only one zombie left. Trai’th and Rock approached the zombie when it did something that made them stop violently in their tracks.

What’d that pesky zombie do?

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Great. Just great.

Blossommorphine made Trai’th and Rock run into a mob of flesh eating zombies

Well this is unfortunate. Just as Trai’th and Rock were about to catch up to the dump truck they came across a mob of flesh eating zombies. They sure look hungry! Good luck getting out of this one. Seriously.

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Off they go!

TerranRevirell made our duo grease themselves up with lip gloss to slide down the hill after the dump truck

Trai’th, as crafty as he is attractive, decided to use the lip gloss to grease up their bellies in order to slide down the hill after the dump truck at blazing speeds. Goodness they’re fast! They almost caught up to the dump truck when something terrible happened.

Eep! What happened?

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Things are looking up

Jedozz suggested Brett Michaels relay information of where Rock’s love has gone

Brett Michaels, with his absurdly large and glossy lips, spoke wisely to our courageous duo, “I knew you would come. Rock – your love has been taken by a dump truck. I tried to stop it, but it was driven by a dangerous creature said to have been bred from the depths of openTale Hell. Here, take this on your journey. It is all I can offer. Good luck Trai’th and Rock, the two courageous dudes of openTale.”

Obtained lip gloss!

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Wait, what?

Shanannon made our duo discover Brett Michaels

This certainly is a curious find. Instead of Rock’s love, Trai’th and Rock found Brett Michaels in the nearby quarry. There was a long silence, until Brett Michaels opened his huge, glossy lips to speak.

What did Brett Michaels say?

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